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once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”


"You smoke?"

"Only recreationally"


"Work until your idols become your rivals."
- unknown (via psych-facts)


bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable